LET'S CONVOLVE                            by Doug Szlompek

(modernized Philly beat, as in "Let's Twist Again" by Chubby Checker)

I hear once upon a time the fit would live and the gimps would die.
Evolution's how us apes got to be smart
So long, Darwin 
We'll do it in a new way, let's convolve
We'll do it in our own way, let's convolve

CHORUS:
Come on baby, let's convolve
Just like we did last fall
1) If we're gonna survive we must change somehow
2) Evolution is awfully cruel
3) We can consciously evolve
So come on baby, and let's convolve

Now it's getting very full and slimey here in our little pond.
How awful must it get here 'till the weak croak?
Why wait for nature?
It's conscious evolution, let's convolve
We'll do it in our own way, let's convolve.

(chorus 2)
(solo)
(chorus 3)

First we'll fix our soft machines and then get to work on kindness genes.
And then find our minds.  Where do soul and brain meet?
Get lost Darwin
Machine and man together, we'll convolve
Immortality for all, now let's convolve.

Let's convolve.
Let's convolve.